El saaida ahsan nas, buon fine settimana

Saidi bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Saidi : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend! ! : Really, what is he studying.
Sa idi: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Saidi: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Saidi: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Saidi: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Saidi: No, I'll also stay with your siste! ! r.

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Saidi: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Saidi: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again...

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Saidi comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to! ! a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize a Saidi in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once a Saidi was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that ! ! the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot..

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Saidi in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Saidi: The future tense is 'u will go to jail! ! '

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Saidi told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'I t's already raining.'
Sai! ! di: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go..'